I'm a Salesforce Technical Advisor. I live in New Boston, NH with my wife and three sons.

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Stephen Judd

- Playing ping pong and the ball lands in a glass of orange juice. Adam says, "Hepatitis C ya later." Evryone is bewildered. He says, "You know like you get Hepatitis D from the sun..."

Stephen Judd

- Fishing with a friend who just had football practice. Friend says, "I could use a masseuse!" Adam says' "Who's that, Dr Seuss's wife?"

Stephen Judd

- When are you taking me to the orthodentist?

Stephen Judd

- Sore knees going up stairs - "I think I've got bronchitis"